We Can't Believe This Has Never Happened To Us -or- The Middle's Open

Some guy that looks looked like he plays played softball wearing a visor and ray-ban's died yesterday from a fight after a softball game. The guy that hit him - in the back of the head when they were shaking hands and then "took off running" (pussy!) - is not pictured here, but he looks like he probably has worn a similar hairstyle in the past.

Gezus. Sure, some Gorillas have been known to get a little fired up during a game from time to time, but I'm pretty sure we've never been close to anyone getting killed, whether they threw behind the runner or not.

This is why I'm glad Wad will be back tonight. If someone on our team is gonna get sucker-punched, it'll probably be him. And he can only be killed by being dropped into some super-freezing liquid stuff like the first Terminator.