Hope Springs Eternal, Motherfucker! -or- It's Too Cold For This Shit

Okay, we didn't exactly come thru this past off-season with the Year In The Gorillas review, the player profiles, or even a Merry Fucking Christmas. Hey, some of us were busy doing other things, and some were just to drunk busy to be bothered.

But all that's gonna change. This time we're totally gonna post at least weekly! Seriously, we mean it this time. Honest!

So check back occasionally, be prepared to have your ass entertained right the fuck off, and feel free to chime in in the comments. Hell, if you really want to support the team, show up at a game or two. Just make sure to bring bier.

And dress warmly.